Similar to the very popular “Shocker” maneuver, the minivan is a little more intense, and involves inserting two fingers into the vagina and a fist up the ass. The end result should resemble the kitschy sweaters Cosby wore during the height of his fame. Instead, it involves eating colorful cereals (Fruit Loops and Fruity Pebbles are recommended) and vomiting the “tacky and dazzling” mixture onto your partner’s chest. Cosby Sweaterīelieve it or not, this act involves no drugs or issues of consent. This is the elegant act of taking a shit on your partner’s chest, then smacking the soft stool with a tennis racket so your excrement now resembles the popular food item. This is the “art” (a term used loosely, I presume) to describe the act of separating the vagina lips and taking a dump inside said vagina. Then, have your lady face you and use your thumb to smear some sperm on her forehead, declaring her “Simba.” While having sex, pull out just prior to climax and bust into your own hand. After this, each man’s partner is tasked to lick the poo off of the penis, as if it were a chocolate-covered banana.
When the pot is full, each man then dunks his “hard pole” into the pot so that it’s covered in poo.
Reserved for “party situations,” a Space Dock Fondue occurs when a man who’s taken a laxative shits “watery diarrhea” into the woman’s vagina, transforming her into the fondue pot.
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When a man shoots his load on a woman’s face, waits for it to dry as if it’s a skin treatment, then peels it off and feed it to her. Weirdest Sex Positions From Urban Dictionary 1.
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